Funny 2 words Quotes :: Smile4dairy

Funny 2 words Quotes

selfie_caption_funnyWhat happens when practically every phone has a built in camera and often times two? What happens when we’re constantly connected to WiFi or the cellular network?

We get some pretty great selfies to share with the world. I’ve compiled a list of the very best selfie quotes that range from funny to romantic. I hope you find as much fun reading through this list as I had making it.

Before we get into the selfie captions I will go through a few tips and tricks on how to make your own caption worth remembering. It’s often not as easy as you would think to make a good one that stands the test of time.

“Every book is a quotation; and every house is a quotation out of all forests, and mines, and stone quarries; and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors.”

Tips For Good Selfie Quotes

You may not be incredibly creative but with a little work and effort you can become great at creating your very own captions for your photos. It takes a little bit of time and effort to get the hang of it, but eventually you will find they come easier and easier.

Here is a list of tips you can use to help you get in the groove of coming up with your own quotes.

1. Make it simple and short, no one likes a super long paragraph to read with a selfie and most social media sites limit the text to less than a normal sentence length. Think of something with less than 10 words ideally.

selfie quotes2. Make sure whatever you write is applicable and relevant to the selfie you took. You can mention something about where you are, the weather, what you’re wearing, how you’re feeling, etc. Make sure it goes with the photo and goes with the mood of the picture. Don’t take a selfie with the sun shining and you smiling and have a sad caption.

3. You can look back at your favorite songs or poems and make use of the phrases in those pieces. It’s often a good idea to borrow something from an inspiration figure and modify it to fit your personality.

4. Keep true to yourself and make sure it is something that your friends could see you say if you were actually there.

5. The more interesting your selfie is, the more interested people will be in it. A great selfie caption won’t redeem a bad photo that is all washed out or blurry. Make sure it’s an interesting photo and is of high quality.

pic captionWhen in doubt, try again and again. If you’re not great at it, don’t just choose the quote that first comes to mind. Try to think of your favorite 3 and bounce them off of your friends to see what they think is the best one.

327 Best Selfie Captions

Now, let’s get into the real reason why you visited this page, to read through some funny captions that will make you laugh out loud. There is a good mixture of types to match your personality or your current mood.

Feel free to use any of the ones below and remember to add your favorite caption to the comments below so we can build an even larger list.

  • If you got eyes, look at me now
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you
  • Real men don’t take selfies
  • Rock stars
  • Maybe she’s born with it
  • This is my simple suburban life
  • Pizza and movies
  • Being silly with the girls
  • It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted
  • Take my selfie and be merry
  • It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am
  • I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
  • We’re on our way to do science
  • I don’t know you
  • The sun will shine someday
  • This is why we can’t have nice things
  • Hey girl
  • I do what I want
  • What do you think of the view?
  • You’re the best
  • I’ll do me
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